CURSE At 22:15 EVE time today, TEST Alliance strat FC Trafalgar Raw called “align to broadcast”, pressed fleet warp, and every single person in the 78-man fleet immediately entered warp. This monumental occasion is the first time TEST has ever completed a full fleet warp with every member aligned in its 5 year history.

Privately, in the skype channel of the Swagtron/Raw Conspiracy to Make Test Not Shit, conspirators cried “Holy shit. We actually did it” as tears were shed.