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Dreddit Recruitment API: A RESTful, WebScale™ answer to the question 'Is Dreddit Recruiting?'

Top Dreddit engineers today have launched a fully RESTful, WebScale™, MongoDB-powered API solution to answer the age-old question: Is Dreddit recruiting?


Imperium Bloc-level FC turned to the light of the Spectrum

WICKED CREEK In a moment of divine providence that shows the Light of his Durrness shines upon us all, most competent and skilled Imperium Bloc-level FC Vily was found roaming aimlessly through the Creek.


TEST Alliance Repels Imperium Forces

WICKED CREEK In a dramatic victory for TEST Alliance, Imperium’s deployment group was roundly defeated in battle in system M-MBRT in Wicked Creek. Outnumbering the TEST fleet and engaging them in T3 Cruisers with HAC support, the Imperium Tengus were no match against the mighty T3ST Proteus Doctrine.


Dreddit announces War on ProviBloc

WICKED CREEK At 20:00 EVE Time today, Dreddit second in command and terrible r/eve poster Yolo Swagtron made yet another terrible post, this time announcing Dreddit is moving to attack ProviBloc.


TEST Alliance executes first-ever complete fleet warp

CURSE At 22:15 EVE time today, TEST Alliance strat FC Trafalgar Raw called “align to broadcast”, pressed fleet warp, and every single person in the 78-man fleet immediately entered warp. This monumental occasion is the first time TEST has ever completed a full fleet warp with every member aligned in its 5 year history.


TEST Alliance declares Wicked Creek bully-free zone

At 8:30 PM this evening, TEST’s little brother and Wicked Creek co-habitant RANE came home from school in tears with a fresh black eye. After running past older brother and TEST CEO Sapporo Jones whimpering, Jones grew enraged.


Dreddit now most active PvP corp in New Eden

Two weeks after declaring holy war upon the Brave Collective and drinking the sweet, sweet nectar of Boonie Tears™, zKillboard officials presented Dreddit CEO DurrHurrDurr with the fabled Golden Salt Shaker, the symbolic award given to the most active, elite PvP corps in New Eden.


Dreddit forming Legion, deploying to Fountain to avenge lost /r/bravenewbies flair

At 6:30 AM this morning, the TEST Alliance /r/bravenewbies flair was found face down in a puddle in a back alley of the YZ-LQL station. After being rushed to a nearby hospital, it was pronounced dead on arrival at 6:59 local time.


BREAKING: TEST back on the sov map after two years

At 14:30 EVE time today, TEST Alliance Please Ignore officially retook its place as a strong, independent sovereignty-holding alliance whose presence cannot be denied.


TEST Drug Enforcement Agents Raid BLUEFUX Cartel Headquarters

At 14:30 today, federal agents from the TEST Drug Enforcement Agency launched a massive raid on the home of the infamous BLUEFUX cartel.


TEST tear cache restored after drought

After a month-long drought, TEST Alliance today announced its cherished cache of local tears has been fully replenished.


The Eye of the Dino turns to BLUE

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TEST Alliance announces "Total Victory" against NOFUX

WICKED CREEK At 11 AM this morning, TEST Alliance CEO Sapporo Jones, High Inquisitor Migui X’hyrrn, Master of Sperg DurrHurrDurr, and resident shitposter Yolo Swagtron held a joint press conference to announce victory over the Roweena Azur-led Almost Awesome alliance (ticker NOFUX).


BRAVE is dying (and it's okay!)

If you haven’t been following the drama lately, there has been a coup in the Brave Collective. Several members of the alliance’s leadership team, using the game’s Alliance executor voting mechanic, successfully ousted CEO Lychton Kondur after he went to bed. In the hours that have followed, a massive outpouring of confusion and dissent from within and without is threatening to tear the Collective apart. Line members and leadership that were kept in the dark feel blindsided, and are furious.


The Dino Roars, Louder Than Ever

Hello New Eden!