WICKED CREEK In a dramatic victory for TEST Alliance, Imperium’s deployment group was roundly defeated in battle in system M-MBRT in Wicked Creek. Outnumbering the TEST fleet and engaging them in T3 Cruisers with HAC support, the Imperium Tengus were no match against the mighty T3ST Proteus Doctrine.

In a move variously called “The Trafalgar Shuffle”, “The Trafalgar Hammer”, and widely recognized as “The Old In and Out”, TEST FC Trafalgar Raw landed the Protes within easy reach of the Tengus, who for their part were busy trying to run away: trying and failing to warp off due to “CCP suddenly disengaging our warp drives,” according to the Imperium FC in a report smuggled to us by way of several spies. After giving the Imperium forces The Old In and Out, Trafalgar and TEST forces retired to U-HVIX, the capital of Wicked Creek, to play a fine game of Bacon Bar Political Debate.

Imperium forces suffered 18.4 billion in losses in this humiliation, losses widely acknowledged by the Imperium as “already paid for” with many of the capsuleers present on the Imperium side adding “didn’t want that Tengu anyways.”